Melissa 

Another word for a person with dry, red, hairy skin!

"Eww that chicks gross!"
"yeah she probably a Melissa!"

Melissa by Memeneme November 22, 2011

Melissa 

A fat ugly entitled bitch who sits on the couch all day and has 3 vibrators hidden in her closet.

Guy 1: Did you milk the cows yet?
Guy 2: No I haven't milked Melissa yet

Melissa by MuralButton80 March 18, 2020

Melissa 

Awesome girl. She is hilarious and obsessed with Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, and dancing. She is an amazing dancer and also an amazing friend. The only bad thing is one of our friends is going to kill us all and sew us together to R.I.P. in the same coffin. We are really good friends, best friends. No we aren't the closest but I still love her to death, luckily for her though I'm not the one planning to kill her, that's our other friend. W are swiffeys together even though I technically am not. She's helped me through a lot even if she doesn't know it.

Guy: dang! You see that awesome dancer over there?!
Girl: yah that's my friend Melissa. She's totally obsessed with Justin Bieber and she's completely awesome.

Melissa by Friendofagirl December 30, 2012

melissa 

a girl who will usually give blow jobs and do alot of kinky stuff

such as suck your dick with food on it. most melissa are bigger girls that are dieing for atention and will fuck you for it

melissa: hey johnny
johnny: ehh
melissa: wanna fuck
johnny: hell yeah
melissa after sex: wanna go out
johnny: what who are you did you drug me

melissa by thatoneguyyoublew November 29, 2011

Melissa 

a girl who makes typos every five seconds and is mean to duncan just bc he is white and she also uses the n word but she isn’t black and her race is hard to even tell

“You’re pulling a Melissa!”

Melissa by xbomboi November 20, 2018

Melissa 

kind amazing confident human who says the funniest thing and loves cats, they will say the most random things that will just make you life, they are beautiful but they know because they ain't blinddddd and they are the person you could just vibe and sing and dance and have the best time of your life, they also are hard to explain their amazing personality but they are there when you need them and they are who they want to be and no one can teelll them otherwiseeeee but i love thtat about themmm and the most AMAZING PERSON EVERRRRR if your readin this mellisaaaaa illllyyyyyyylllllll :))))))))) never forget dattt my broooo

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They are a melissaaaa, (this is highly rarely used basically only used for one person and dat my melissa) so dont use it cuz i bet your meliss aint as good as mine :) sorry but they my bestie your so jelous :)

Melissa by purple + brown <3 November 11, 2020

melissa 

a loyal friend who is alwasy there for you. she is amazing and kind!

Omg, shes so kind! She must be named Melissa.

melissa by idklolololz March 4, 2021