Diego 

Diego is a person which absolutely likes to eat. Food, more food, and stuff that is not even close to food. Beware of all Diegos, as they are most likely to eat you, in any way, shape or form possible. Diegos also like to lick stuff, as they are reminded of eating that same object, and its pure taste. Please be reminded that all Diegos only care about food and nothing else. Well, also things they can lick and put inside their mouths. So please beware. And stay away.

Isabelle: Ewwwww!!! Diego just licked me!!!!

Diego: Ohhhhh.... So delicious....

Diego by dafunky2202 November 16, 2018

Diego 

Diego is my mush. He is very funny and I will miss him when he leaves. Thank you for letting me have your tie. Have a good life mush. You better still message me.

Have a good life Diego
Bye mush!

Diego by Mush321 November 21, 2018

Diego 

SEXY MF WHO SAYS ' YEET ' AND ' FUCKER ' A LOT

"DIEGO STOP SAYING FUCKER"

"NO"

Diego by kira ;) January 29, 2019

Diego 

Diego is a funny person who can make everyone laugh, he’s extremely outgoing and he can be serious when he needs to be, he’s a softie inside and is sensitive. He always make dirty minded jokes and it’s hilarious he can make you laugh whenever you need him to. You don’t want to lose him because he is your life in a way, you live him to death and you never want to lose him. Though he may not notice you, you will still always love him. Diego’s tend to be often extremely romantic and amazing.. you really want him but he won’t notice you as he’s busy playing soccer and sports, he has a ton of best friends for good reasons and you really need him..

Alex: is it true you and Diego are finally dating!!

Allondra: nope this has to be a dream he hates me!! I wish I were dating Diego though!

Diego by Hewwo:) April 5, 2019

Diego 

Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.

Diego come fuck me in the ass oh wait nevermind

Diego by Elizabeth added April 11, 2019

Diego 

He is the nicest person.
Should be taking to his fans more and start answering dm lolz.
But fr he is the guy that everyone is dreaming about😍😍
Btw go follow my instagram @cutiiediego

DIEGO MARTIR IS SO HOT

Diego by Cutiiediego on Instagram April 20, 2019

Diego 

He’s never ready for a relationship.

Her: wanna date?
Diego: im not ready

Diego by you’reugly:) May 5, 2019