Skip to main content

Island Heights, NJ 

Island Heights is a small, ramshackle community right along the mouth of the Toms River. It's an older area; the homes are a mix of summer-only bungalows, converted summer homes, old Victorian, and suburban style boxes. There is a kind of 'charm' about the town of Island Heights. That sort of sleepy, waterside resort town feel, almost a New Hope, PA; you know, a vintage, new agey kind of walk-about neighborhood. The people? Eh, Not so charming.

Not much to do in Island Heights, except drink, walk around and chit chat with your neighbors, drink, go down to the waterside boardwalk or docks and watch the sun rise, drink, head over to the marina for a meal and some music (for special occasions) and drinks, sit on your boat or your neighbor's boat and rehash the latest town gossip, while drinking; ride your bike around town, shopping at the local corner store, waving to people sitting out on their porches, drinking....

you get the idea.
Island Heights, NJ people (totally white-bread, WASPs) fancy themselves exclusive, 'rich' educated and well bred. However, as they all know - but would never say out loud- that fantasy is just that- a fantasy. They are almost all a bunch of snotty, booze-guzzling wannabes, who really AREN'T as smart, or nearly as rich, or as educated as they want others outside their narrow little Island Heights world to think they are.

Aliases: " Yachties, Snotties"
Related Words
NJ njabulo NJP NJB NJD NJF njgg Njir NJO nja

flagtown nj 

a section of hillsboro nj that's as exciting as watching shit steam. always fun to hear the train and fire trucks, as well as watching people drive like typical asshole jersey drivers on south branch road
i went to flagtown nj and got bored so listened to the train come through and my ears almost popped because of the fire trucks and their damn noise.
flagtown nj by njsandman October 7, 2007

Jackson,nj 

Jackson is the best place on earth because you can do what ever the fuck you want n no one gives a fuck n at 13 you most likely get fuck, we play xbox 24/7, we can go in any woods in Jackson n find a hobo to play whit,you can make funny of mexico,asins,mid easters, black old man and jews all day you will find a nazis every where. So if you come to jackson GO HOME
Kid "let go in the woods"
Other kids "NO! There hobos in there"
Kid "no there's not"
Kids go in the woods .....
Hobos came and give them FREE CANDY

That's how Jackson,nj is
Jackson,nj by Frankqq555 March 17, 2011
A shitty shitty place where poor ass bums live!!!!!
man, that kid Mike Boyes lives in Brick NJ, I feel sorry for him

Independence NJ 

A small town in Warren County NJ outside of Hackettstown but still awesome non the less. Its got a basketball program that wins league titles every year beating the kids from Hackettstown. And Liberty Township doesnt come close so dont even complain. Baseball teams suck though will admit. Route 46 basicly forms the town but Independence kids make Hackettstown High School Athletics that little bit whiter that they need.
"Dude I heard about your game last night you got wrecked."
"Those Independence NJ kids from are crazy good man."

Medford,NJ 

This place is the worste. Everyone who live hear is white and tries to be black. Every one is filthy rich and really jewish about money.
1. Drugs are more common in Medford that in camden, philly, Newark, and South America combined.

2.the girls are all wanna be sluts, that try way to hard.

3. Dont ever move here it is horrible
Medford,NJ by metro-man March 17, 2005