Bad Tom 

The character "Tom" from "Tom and Jerry" except he's been angry. Summoned by Sanees and the parodied song Mogolovonio, more effective than Gaster Blasters, and much willing to scream at you so loudly and powerfully that the frequencies generate an incinerating beam capable of obliterating anything before it.

Sanees: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TOM?
Sr. Pelo: no
Bad Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bad Tom by Lightwalker360 February 18, 2020

Pulling a Tom K 

When a friend of yours who has tirelessly rooted for a particular sports team for decades all of a sudden roots for their arch rival to win a championship after your team has been eliminated.

Fan #1: Man - you hear about how Rick was pulling for UVA basketball after VT lost the other night? Said it was "good" for the ACC in general?

Fan #2: That dumbass is pulling a Tom K!

Pulling a Tom K by VTFan33 April 9, 2019

white flight Tom 

term used to describe anybody who says single family homes are racist but then moves away from minorities into a single family home.

Did you know that city developers now say it is wrong to build single family homes? You did? Then you were a white flight Tom and moved into a single family home.

white flight Tom by banana republic revolution June 20, 2020

Peeping Tom 

One who spies on others while they are engaged in some sort of lewd behavior. Stems from the legend of when Lady Godiva rode through the streets of a town nude. She had instructed the townsfolk to not watch her, but one, known simply as Tom, peeked and was immediately blinded.

I couldn't resist being a Peeping Tom when I passed the nudist camp

Peeping Tom by BKred July 19, 2004

bob and tom 

Morning Talk Show guys. Funny as Hell.

All I need in the am is the Bob and Tom show and some coffee.

bob and tom by Mamaha68 June 11, 2007

Old Tom Sleepass 

It is the great childrens tale of Old Tom Sleepass. IT begins when this dude is in town and he hears all this noise and shit up in the woods so hes like im gonna go check it out.
and then, when he got up there in the woods, he found these uhh dwarves or elfs or gnomes or something and they were playing some loud ass fuckhat ninepin. and they had all this wine and shit, and they were like sup tom, drink this wine k. and hes like, k.
and then he gets all sleepy and falls asleep under this tree for like a really long time, like a hundred years and shit.
and then later when he woke up it was fuckin sweet, he was all old and had a bad ass wizard beard and shit, and so he walks back to town and is like sup guys, im tom. and they are like, no dude, you arent tom. and hes like wtf.

this one guy rip van winkle tryed to rip off old tom, but he got his ass beat the fuck down.

Mike has been sleeping all fucking day. Hes such an old tom sleepass.

Old Tom Sleepass by Mike D! March 8, 2004

Myspace Tom 

A big computer nerd, who grew up with no friends. He created a network of people, in which he is automatically added as everyone's friend. This makes Tom think that he has actual friends (he doesn't) and he can now sleep and masturbate without crying.

Person 1: "Hey, I just joined MySpace and this Tom guy is apparently my friend. I don't know him and he doesn't look like the type of person that I would normally befriend."
Person 2: "Myspace Tom is a computer nerd and made it so the MySpace network automatically makes him your friend. I suggest that you immediately delete that pathetic loser from your friends."

Myspace Tom by William Stephens May 22, 2006