Black Socking

(Verb) - When one uses a black sock to clean up the remains after the act of sexual intercourse.

Kid 1 - Hey why is this black sock all crusty?

Kid 2 - I use it to clean up after sex.

Kid 1 - Black Socking is for cool kids!

*high five*

by Keegs171 January 7, 2010

eye socket

the hole in a face that eyes are typically found in. At times, there can be novelty products such as collector's items or pocket lint in replacement of this so called "eye." But, I digress.

the holes placed evenly on either side of a face (if you're lucky) and separated by a nose.

"Omg, Timmy, what's that thing your eye socket?" -pokes with sharp twig.-

"That WAS my eye, you bastard!" -profusely bleeding out of eye socket.-

"Hey, I don't have a place to put my Gundam Model...oh, wait.. -puts in eye socket.- GENIUS!!"

by themagicalrandom May 7, 2010

Socket Fuck

Having someone take out a prostetic eye and proceding to fuck the open socket with your dick

"Amanda had a glass eye and took it out and showed me how to socket fuck her"

by Jay-in August 3, 2008

socket rientist

a person who is normally airheaded/ditzy/dense, but occasionally comes up with things only a rocket scientist could dream of, ie) an idiot savant.

Even though Nicole never remembers to tie her shoes, her theory on the symbiosis of the evolution of jazz and the repeal of Prohibition really proves she's socket rientist.

by Red Shoes December 14, 2008

No Socks

To have sex with no condom. Specifically to lose your virginity without using protection.

Dude, I totally went no socks on my first time.

by Caramel_Carm August 6, 2014

Sockmonsteredness

n: the state of having your socks continually eaten by the washing machine, hence a decrease in the number of socks you own.

"I have a lot of sockmonsteredness lately"

by master_gopher January 17, 2005

sockdeweller

One who jerks off into a sock in order to not make a mess.

"OMG this sock is filthy, have you been sockdewelling again?"

by splitter March 19, 2005