douche nozzle extraordinaire 

A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese

I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.

douche nozzle extraordinaire by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018

Douche Nozzle 

THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"

DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle

Douche Nozzle by Douche Lord The Great 6969 January 1, 2019

Douche Nozzle 

Another name for a vape, especially as it emits an obnoxious cloud of smelly vapor.

“Wow, look at that dude’s huge douche nozzle. What a douche.”

Douche Nozzle by forestpheebs February 21, 2019

Douche nozzle 

Gavin Michael Howard

Have you seen the new kid at school? Yeah he’s a total douche nozzle.

Douche nozzle by Gavin Michael Howard March 25, 2019

Douche nozzle 

Anyone that volunteers as an editor for urban dictionary and rejects definitions based on personal feelings or biases. Especially considering some of the incredibly offensive crap that they approve.

Those douche nozzles rejected my definition again!

Douche nozzle by A song of Fife and Ice April 6, 2019

Douche nozzle 

Someone that is compensation for his Peter through doucheness

that Kevin guy is a real douche nozzle he must be compensating for something

Douche nozzle by bmorr May 3, 2019

Douche Nozzle 

Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.

“Hey, you in the swan shirt...yeah you, you douche nozzle, yeah, stop being a creeper”

Douche Nozzle by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020