run around and desert you 

Another thing that rick astley will never do

never gonna run around and desert you

run around and desert you by jordan poole fan March 23, 2021

Desert Island Dick 

When a woman is so sexually charged she treats a man's penis with an extreme amount of attention for a prolonged period during any particular sex session. The reference is that she's acting like it might be the only penis she has seen, or may see, for a considerable amount of time; i.e., like she's on a deserted island and just found it.

An extremely long head session.

Billy always likes to sleep with fat chicks because they give him desert island dick in appreciation.

Susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island dick that night.

Desert Island Dick by NavyDude215 April 21, 2010

desperatus update 

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.

Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!

desperatus update by newsvava February 10, 2009

Desperation 

Sometimes used to provoke the opposite sex by not going to the bathroom and arousing the other sex when the said person who was practicing desperation pissed themselves.

Rachel was so sure that John liked desperation, that when she saw him watching her dance around, she just let go.

Desperation by BumofBerwick91 August 21, 2006

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you 

The ultimate weapon. Say this to defeat anyone.
Linguistics: Derived from "ur mom gae"
History: was used to defeat hitler, stalin and mao, as well as convince Abraham Lincoln to abolish slavery

Hitler: I exist
The guy who killed hitler: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hitler: *dies*
Everyone else: Hooray! let's build a statue of the guy who killed hitler!

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt you by EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG April 29, 2021

desert eagle 

Despite the moronic ramblings of some of the other writers posted here, the Desert Eagle is an extremely powerful, relenting and highly accurate pistol capable of dealing massive amounts of damage due to it's large calibers. Adding to its great size and weight is the fact that it has a slide that travels rearward when reloading. This takes most "climb" out of the recoil and will put less snap on the wrists of a shooter than a revolver of the same caliber. What does this mean? Faster target acquisition for follow up shots. I have found the accuracy with a scoped 10" barrel from a supported firing position can be equal to many rifles at the distance of 100 yards. All in all, the Desert Eagle can support a variety of calibers and barrel lengths making it one of the most versitile handguns in production. Why did this gun become popular in movies and video games? Because it was, and still is, popular in the shooting world.

I can't say how they shoot in videos games, but desert eagles are fun IRL.

desert eagle by hand cannon June 30, 2006

desperacy 

Check desperate.

I cry from desperacy of wanting the book.

desperacy by Terrum May 16, 2009