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Normandale Community College 

The Community College in Bloomington, Minnesota that all high school fuck ups, and kids who cannot leave their high school friends and move on with their lives, attend. It is almost guaranteed that if you are one of the few who go there, your chances of success are slim to none.

college bar 

A bar that is procured typically by College students. They will usually sell a variety of craft beers, that snotty college kids will drink to feel superior after not being invited to frat keggers.
Barry did not believe college bars existed, because he never went to college, unlike his mother.
college bar by Flyingboat3 November 22, 2015

Hampden-Sydney College 

A finishing school for bigots.
The typical student at Hampden-Sydney College hates everyone except for other white men.

college freewayed 

a sick website for sharing college notes
Student 1: Dude you're drinking tonight, don't you have a final tomorrow?
Student 2: No worries, I just college freewayed all the notes. Don't cost nothin!
college freewayed by no_one1212 December 19, 2007

Collegeversity

A college who upgraded their curriculum and increased tuition fees in order to officially classify and declare itself a university. Collegeversities change little in order to qualify as universities, and carry the reputation of being easier and less authentic than a real university.
His GPA wasn't good enough to get admitted to the University of British Columbia, but he did get into a Capilano Collegeversity program.
Collegeversity by Chanker June 11, 2011
What you do when you realize there's nothing good on TV during the day.
I've seen this episode of Maury 3 times and can't even jerk off to this trashy slut anymore, maybe I'll enroll in college.
College by doin flips n shit July 28, 2012