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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel 

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!
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Indeedo mosquito 

A phrase synonymous to the word yes. Created by Alaine
Did you finish all of your vegetables? "Indeedo mosquito"

The Pesky Mosquito 

a dance derived in Thunder Bay, Ontario that portrays a camper swatting away, and killing a pesky mosquito.
"Oh check it out! Ian pulled out The Pesky Mosquito! Sick moves dude!"
The Pesky Mosquito by IanR January 3, 2010

Toledo Mosquito 

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Mosquito".
"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."
Toledo Mosquito by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008

the mosquito 

when a girl proceeds to give a guy head, he slaps her head much like a mosquito, this causes her to bite down on his wang and makes it bleed and then she slurps it up.
down in houston, mat trenchard recieved a mosquito bite.
the mosquito by sab dad June 19, 2004

Annoying mosquito 

Annoying pest that wont lay off your boyfriend.
Very ugly
no one likes
bustdown
Annoying mosquito by nigga wah February 1, 2007

Baghdad Mosquito 

Having fecal matter smeared to cover your face completely and then having someone press their balls on your eyes and press their penis down on your nose leaving an imprint that looks like a mosquito.
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me so while she was sleeping I gave her a Baghdad Mosquito.
Baghdad Mosquito by hotty1342 June 23, 2008