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Slumpkin 

The act of auto-fellatio whilst in the throes of defecation.
Joey was so trashed last Friday that while he was dropping a deuce, he decided to give himself a Slumpkin, passed out, rolled forward and woke up covered in his own shit.
Slumpkin by brownnoser October 29, 2014

slumpfriends 

Literally a goat he never misses 😹 Vinland saga is peak fiction btw and slump is a goat lol
“slumpfriends is a fucking goat not even gonna cap”
slumpfriends by slumpfriends February 22, 2021

Golden Slumber 

When you're sleeping next to someone, and wake up to find they've peed the bed.
John got really drunk and crashed in my bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I realized I had a golden slumber!
Golden Slumber by Captnbrando February 2, 2014

Gamer's Slump 

The sudden relaxation of a gamer's muscles after being in an extended conflict followed by a short and humiliating loss. Also accompanied by swearing and yelling.
Only a few steps away from the flag and I was blown up with a rocket, a gamer's slump came upon me and the controller slipped from my hands.
Gamer's Slump by Mark Opfell June 20, 2007
To be in a state of sleep, or being woke up.
"You woke me from my slumber!"
slumber by Loe826 February 4, 2009

Slumberdrunk 

Being in a brief state of foolishness, lightheadedness, and disorientation, occurring directly after and caused by a significant period of sleep.
“My girlfriend gave me morning head and I was so slumberdrunk that I accidentally fired one off in her eye.”
Slumberdrunk by KevinWReed April 10, 2008