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phone fucking 

To engage in an episode of mutual masturbation with a member of the opposite sex over-the-phone (i.e., phone sex)
"Wow! Me and my girlfriend just got finished phone fucking, and she sounded so hot when she made herself cum!!"

"I met this woman on the Internet, and I think I am going to phone fuck her before I meet up with her face-to-face"

"Because my husband is away for two weeks on a business trip, I think I am going to have to phone fuck him every night when he calls me!"
phone fucking by Yeezus Fan December 10, 2013
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fuck you you fucking fuck 

1. extreme diss
2. direct and to the point
3. abrupt end to a phonecall

fucking idiot

A moron who knows absolutely nothing about life or anything at all. Often dig their own grave and jump in as well as ruin other peoples lives and their own. Are basically an all round fucking dickhead.
Boy 1: Man, did you hear about that guy bitching about his ex's friend to his ex?
Boy 2: Yeah, what a fucking idiot!
fucking idiot by Joe Blow July 5, 2004

fucking raw 

Fucking raw feels better than when you use protection

Fucking Around

Messing with someone with no intentions of being together, only for temporary satisfaction.
Nah, I don't talk to her like that, we just fucking around .