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strawberry fields 

The Salvation Army home John Lennon used to visit when he was a boy living with his aunt in Liverpool. Not LSD.
Lennon: "Near that home was Strawberry Fields, a house near a boys' reformatory where I used to go to garden parties as a kid with my friends Nigel and Pete we would go there and hang out and sell lemonade bottles for a penny. We always had fun at Strawberry Fields. So that's where I got the name. But I used it as an image. Strawberry Fields forever."
strawberry fields by Miki August 5, 2005
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Failed Nerd 

When someone tries to answer a question and gives a really nerdy answer but still gets it wrong
Teacher: What's the square root of 81

Nerd: Well your really asking 2 questions there. The first question you are asking is the equivilant amount of decimetres in an isosoles triangle using inverted fractions. The second question your asking is to divert the amount of hectograms into an acute angle without carrying over the triviums into the septograph

Teacher: Errr, no, the answer's 9

Some Guy: Haha, lol what a dumb smart-ass. He's such a stupid know it all. What a failed nerd
Failed Nerd by Shadow4444 March 8, 2007

File Loitering 

The act of being in a file but not doing any work, for the sole purpose of looking busy
Oh man, I was so hung over I was File Loitering all day at work.
File Loitering by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009

Field Goal 

Right as a man is pulling out during a blowjob, he squirts, and the cum is shot through the two front buck teeth of his girlfriend. When it makes it through, FIELD GOAL is yelled during the orgasm.
1) I totally got a field goal on her last night!
2) It was a long shot, but im so glad i made that field goal!
Field Goal by Anita Coch December 17, 2012

Filet-O-Fishzilla 

It's a Mcdonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwich with 5 fish patties, which when stacked on top of each other make the Filet-O-Fishzilla Sandwich!
I just caught a Filet-O-Fishzilla!

Rice Fields 

(N)-Place of Asian decent so welcome
WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHER FUCKA
Rice Fields by SUPERsnucker March 15, 2019

Field Car 

Field car runs through the fields, drops cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow.
Milner: I'm not surprised that your driving a field car.
Bob: Field Car? Whats a Field Car?
Milner: Field car runs through the fields, drops cow shit all over the place to make the lettuce grow
Field Car by John Milner's Coupe August 25, 2010