Cigar Clown 

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope

Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"

Cigar Clown by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Cuck Clown 

Someone who is genuinely unfunny, yet believes themself to be a true comedian. They repeat their jokes when nobody laughs at them, because they believe that the joke was unheard.

Person 1: Oh you know Sam D.?

Person 2: Yeah. He’s a real Cuck Clown.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope he learns how unfunny he is.

Cuck Clown by Vietnamonkey April 21, 2024

rainbow clown 

A pejorative for a gay person or anyone else who is part of LGBT who not only bases their entire personality solely off of their sexual orientation/preferences, but is also completely obnoxious about it.

They’re the degenerates that you see at the Pride Parades who dress in barely anything and turn it into a freak show of hypersexuality where they flaunt their fetishes for the entire world to see and will call you a bigot if you criticize them for it.

Rainbow clowns are shallow, obnoxious, and entitled degenerates who think that they’re hated because they’re LGBT, but in reality they’re hated just because they’re annoying.

They completely lack self awareness and respect for public decency and will call anyone who criticizes them bigots.

The Rainbow Clowns took over the streets of San Francisco for the entirety of Pride Month, dancing and twerking in assless chaps when children were present. When a parent tried to shield her child’s eyes the Rainbow Clowns noticed and accused her of bigotry. They later doxxed her via social media.

rainbow clown by wtrbrth April 21, 2024

piped clown

It's were you make a ham cake then you put your dick in it.

Na man, I'm good on the bar tonight. Its time for a piped clown."

piped clown by MILES ERICKSON June 1, 2024

Killer Clown Tuesday 

Tuesday, but Killer Clowns

“I was always afraid of Killer Clowns”, I said to myself, but luckily there were no killer clowns in sight. That was until I realized it was Killer Clown Tuesday.

Killer Clown Tuesday by Dretheginger July 19, 2024

polymorfooter clown 

Polymorphously Perverse guy jerking off beneath her feet.

David is a polymorfooter clown, he likes to jerk off to your feet on his face.

polymorfooter clown by Foot Clown January 19, 2025

Corporate clown

Corporate clowns are colleagues which are often colleagues with an overly positive attitude. They contribute little to the direct operations of the organization and more become more undercover HR promoters. These colleagues usually as well have lesser understanding of what is going on in the practice, but often try to speak on behalf of it.

They are often 'close' to leadership, since those will grand them the opportunity to organize internal programs or internal events for people. E.g. Innovation roadshows, young leader events etc.. This sometimes mistakenly is identified by other colleagues in the organization, that this person is important, due to their direct reporting within the organization and communication they are often involved in. Leadership is aware and consider that they know they need some corporate clowns for activating other people with overly positive communication, but no actual other results are expected.

Consider that a corporate clown is not a bad thing, but you should not confuse corporate clowns for colleagues to rely on during the execution of external engagements. Otherwise this may lead to get frustration and disappointed, but this would just mean your own misjudgment, because they fulfill a different (unofficial) role. Quick way to recognize is overly positive lingo in communication.

Just received an invite for in 4-weeks to do a 'coffee catch-up' the corporate clown, he is so unaware that this is the busiest period of the year.

Did you as well receive the mail from the corporate clown, i think he actually put all in BCC but wants to make it look like he targeted us specifically.

I just received a 'Happy Tuesday', guess from who? The corporate clown!

Corporate clown by TheCorporateOrder February 2, 2025