Chicken Thanksgiving

Any event that is exceptionally incongruous or illogical according to the conventional reality in which it happens.
This is based on the idea of chicken during thanksgiving being something associatively, factually incorrect.

Yo man this grey orb phased through my closet and thanked me for buying a car I don't even have. What the hell? I think I just had a chicken thanksgiving.

Chicken Thanksgiving by Darksack November 21, 2019

Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey 

The Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey is the act of fucking a cooked turkey, cumming inside of the turkey, and then feeding the turkey to your family on Thanksgiving.

Person: I gave my family an Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey and they fucking loved it!

Alabama Thanksgiving Turkey by Vishy69 February 28, 2020

brazilian thanksgiving 

A brazilian thanksgiving is when you fuck a girl in the ass and make her suck the gravy (shit) off your dick until she gobbles like a turkey.

I had becky giving me a brazilian thanksgiving until my neghibors called the cops because my turkey calls were to loud.

brazilian thanksgiving by Brazilian thanksgiving November 24, 2021

Canadian Thanksgiving 

First established in 1987 by Canadian Parliament in an attempt to prove that Canada is a real country. Today Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated in one country (Canada) by dozens of people.

No it's not the real Thanksgiving, it's Canadian Thanksgiving.

Canadian Thanksgiving by dockboy November 14, 2010

Black Thanksgiving

NBA all-star weekend

Person 1: Yo, C-Note. Where you gonna b hangin' for black thanksgiving.

Person 2: Tre-Von invited me over to his crib to watch the all-star game and he say you can come ova' too.

Person 1: Sweet. Ill pick up some watermelon flavored vodka fo his punk ass when I cash my check at da liquor sto.

Black Thanksgiving by JB Smoooove March 6, 2011

West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner 

A sexual act in which a man eats a menstruating woman out (the cranberry sauce), while also inserting a turkey claw or leg into her ass (the turkey & gravy). He then ejaculates over the whole mess (the mashed potatoes). Sure to become a family tradition!

"I know you're already stuffed, but what would you say to a good ol' fashioned West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner?"

West Virginia Thanksgiving Dinner by Liz T. January 14, 2008

omaha thanksgiving surprise 

A fairly recent sexual manuever, which is performed primarily around the holidays. It involves stuffing a woman's vagina full of bread and vegetables, much like sutffing a turkey.

Person 1: "dude, you know that leftover turkey stuffing that no one would eat?"

Person 2: "Yea, why?"

Person 1: " well, lets just say tht christine really loves the holidays."

Person 2: " Ah, the omaha thanksgiving surprise... dude."

omaha thanksgiving surprise by Surgio November 13, 2007