Horizonkal 

Utterly wasted...A fragile state when you are so tired (zonked) due to over indulgence or emotional strain, that you have to lay down anywhere before you pass out/die/cry like a baby.

I'd been on a four day bender and I just had to get horizonkal in your bakery.

Horizonkal by the-city-winkle November 21, 2011

whorizontal 

The type of girl that is considered a "whore" and is always having sex (laying horizontally). Thus making her a "whorizontal" female.



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Girl 1-"Ughh. That girl is disgusting. She's such a whore and is always having sex with people."
Girl 2-"She's a whorizontal bitch."

whorizontal by ScrabbleGirl February 28, 2009

horizontally accessible 

Politically correct way of calling a girl a slut.

Shes not easy, shes horizontally accessible.

horizontally accessible by Gusgus24 February 26, 2011

Horizontally Challenged 

An overweight person.

I'm sick of being horizontally challenged, it's time to get a gym membership around here!

Horizontally Challenged by Mr Natural July 2, 2007

horizontally dropped 

Breaking a cellular phone by throwing it.

I will be out of contact for a while, my phone was horizontally dropped.

horizontally dropped by ShimSham May 14, 2017

Horizontally Tall

The posh way of saying fat.

This geezer at the chicken shop is Horizontally Tall

Horizontally Tall by xXSuperKIDDXx October 2, 2018

horizontally receptive 

When a female gives consent for sex.

Scott was hoping Katie would be horizontally receptive after their date.

horizontally receptive by Clint G April 4, 2006