whorizontal

The type of girl that is considered a "whore" and is always having sex (laying horizontally). Thus making her a "whorizontal" female.



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Girl 1-"Ughh. That girl is disgusting. She's such a whore and is always having sex with people."
Girl 2-"She's a whorizontal bitch."

by ScrabbleGirl February 28, 2009

horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

horizontal narcolepsy

When one uncontrollably falls asleep every time they lay down flat, parallel to the floor, even if it is not a planned "nap time."

Roger: "Hey man, why weren't you in class today?"

Matt: "Dude, i laid down on the couch to watch TV and my horizontal narcolepsy kicked in... woke up 4 hours later."

by midleman08 May 11, 2010

horizontal bop

To have sex. see HORIZONTAL MAMBO

Once, I was listening to a friend's horizontal bop... it made me laugh so hard I crapped my pants.

by I like chocolate milk. September 6, 2005

Horizontal Boogie

another word for making love, fucking, etc.

my girl friend and i did the horizontal boogie all weekend long.

by Devon Wostenberg September 13, 2004

horizontal bop

the sex act, copulation

They only ever thought about who was doing the horizontal bop with who.

by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2009

Horizontal refreshment

Getting laid, having sex.

John: Damn! Did you see that girl?
L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.

by Hell owe December 14, 2014