The Friend Zone 

What is quite possibly one of the worst places a guy could ever be in if you like someone. It doesn't matter the situation, once you're in, you feel like you're in a cage.

It consists of a multitude of possible emotions that you will succumb to. Mostly jealousy, defeat, hopelessness and a strange sense of knowing that your aspirations are an impossibility. You'll constantly know that the person you like will not like you in the same way. But for some reason, you're still friends with her. You feel like you can get her back, but it's not gonna happen.

And it's worse when they tell you about their significant other/crush/boyfriend. You might see them walk further away from you every day. You become a cushion, having to watch them with the person they THINK is perfect for them. But deep down, you know it's not true. But they think they are, and you have to acknowledge it as a reality.

It's hell on earth, guys.

I'm in the friend zone. An ever-so confining area of regret, jealousy and defeat. I won't be able to get her.

The Friend Zone by Heartbroken Films August 6, 2011

Friendzonee 

The person that gets friendzoned by a friendzoner.

dude1: I totally friend-zoned her, just couldn't be bothered with her anymore.
dude2: it sounds to me like you were the friendzonee.

Friendzonee by 21Someoneelses March 9, 2013

Friendzoner

Someone who when they have a thing going on with another person, they eventually tell them they just want to be friends.

Kate is such a friendzoner. She told charlie that he was the best friend she had ever had. Then she ran off with his best friend.

Friendzoner by little_miss_brown_eyes October 20, 2013

Friend Zone 

What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed".

"I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)."

"You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me."

Friend Zone by I Like Bread December 15, 2003

friendenemy 

A single dichotomous relationship in which the parties involved interact sometimes as the best of friends, and in other instances the worst of enemies in a continual, perpetual cycle.

In the Present: Nicky Hilton in Bed with Paris Hilton's Enemy,"she is my friendenemy Exclaims Paris".
1 week later: Paris Hilton said to reporters today that her an Niky are the best of friends.

4 weeks later: Nicky Hilton leaves Paris Hilton for a new BFF, and potentially Paris Hilton's reality show, stating that their relationship is officially over, or is this just friendenemy talk".

2 months later: Nicky and Paris, Best sisters and friends forever, as they showed up together at MTV's VMA awards, see the friendenemy fall out at the after party.

Paris & Nicky, these are just fictitious examples, there is no need to call me, well unless you really want to ...

friendenemy by A World Gone Ad - John Cataldi June 17, 2011

friendmongering 

The act of using a social community website bulletin board to broadcast a message asking others to add your best friend or shitty garage bands profile to their friends list.

This bulletin has a catchy title. I shall read what is inside... goddammit, another asshole friendmongering his blink 182 cover band, im getting tired of this shit.

friendmongering by Molson Dan September 27, 2005

re-friendzoned 

When a friend who you dated for a while goes back to being your friend again.

Yeah, Hannah is a good friend of mine. We went out for a while but I got re-friendzoned.

re-friendzoned by Sir Alexander the Meth December 5, 2013