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Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch 

Defenition 1
A term used to describe a complete and total mega douche asshole who gets a woman because he looks or acts like Edward Cullen.

Defenition 2
Also can be used as an insult to someone who thinks their to good (for whatever their reason is) to fight you.

In both versions it tends to be said quickly so as to partially confuse who its being used on and for the fact that it sounds better that way though its not necessary.
Example 1
Bob: Hey did you see Kirstens new boy friend

Fred:yeah he's just an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch

Example 2
Joe: Hey man I don't want to fight your not worth it

George: Oh looks like we got an Edward Cullens Sparkle Pyre Pussy Bitch on our hands here

edward cullin 

Edward Cullin is a character from the Twilight series. He is also the heart throb of many teens and young adults these days.

He is a vampire. He's 17. But he's been seventeen for about a century now. But he falls in love with Bella Swan. And Bella loves him back.

As the story continues, Edward Cullin is MINDFUCKING Bella Swan, but they get back together.

It ends happily, but to find out more, read the book Twilight yourself.
Edward Cullin is the most beautiful white guy I have ever seen. Ever.

edwardcullenluvr12 

edwardcullenluvr12 is the hottest human ever. they are skinny and sexy and funny and interesting and never miss. a lana del rey lover that smokes cigarettes for a living. also funny for no reason.
someone: “did you see what edwardcullenluvr12 posted on IG today??”

me: “yes, they are so funny and relatable and sexy and interesting

edwardcullenlover884

famous tiktoker, also my BFF!!!! she is a beauty and about to go viral on titkok soon… well that’s what i think..
“ woah, is that edwardcullenlover884??!! “ yup, she’s the new famous tiktoker “ “damn i wish i was like edwardcullenlover884!”

Edwardcullenious 

when a man is so sexy and pale
and pasty and hot.
he glitters and is mysterious.
x Damn tht man is so fine gurl
O a huh that man is edwardcullenious
Edwardcullenious by Gookers December 2, 2010