cradler 

a gay best friend

Wow my gbf is such a cradler.

cradler by yman May 15, 2015

crapless 

Instead of using the more direct expression "scared shitless" for those who don't like to use profanity one can use crapless

Standing on the ledge, Tom looks scared crapless as he is about to bungee jump blind-folded!!

crapless by Sushiray September 7, 2016

cradle of darawiish 

The cradle of Darawiish is Dareemacaddo

its the cradle of darawiish, i.e. Dareemacaddo

cradle of darawiish by khatumo November 7, 2020

Cradle Baby 

A person who was not held much as a baby, and therefore has a head that is flat in the back.

You can tell he was a cradle baby.

Cradle Baby by ArtisticAuthor July 28, 2022

Cradle of filth 

Sheets of sacrificial toilet paper placed across the water in a public toilet to stop the water splashing up onto your ass

The toilets in the club were disgusting so had to lay a cradle of filth before I did a shit

Cradle of filth by Marc Wins November 25, 2022

the cradler 

a sex position in which the male carries the female upside-down while having sex with her. During the intercourse the female eats the males anus. Many hardcore males run around the room or run on a treadmill while performing the cradler.

person 1: "hey man hows the gf?"
person 2: "pretty good"
person 1: "have you guys done the cradler yet?"
person 2: "no not yet but im gettin there man, im gettin there..."

the cradler by jesuitranger May 13, 2006

Sperm Cradle 

The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.

I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle

Sperm Cradle by cjstoney January 16, 2011