Purple Sock Mutt

A commonly known dirty or "skanky" woman who takes immense pleasure in anal penetration.

Well that's our town's nastiest purple sock mutt!

Purple Sock Mutt by Brewha December 31, 2009

Purple Berliner 

A telescopic dildo like sex toy, it is a lazer guided fuck rod that WILL ruin your life. Bypasses the G-spot and heads straight for the Z-spot somewhere near your heart

"hey girl, you're walkin kinda funny, sup?"

" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "

Purple Berliner by PenileSage February 7, 2010

purple snot 

Someone who is a witch (non-magical version), lies, and someone who suffers from O.C.B.D. (Obsessive Cumpulsive Boyfriend Disorder)

"Yes, she used to be my friend, but then she turned into a purple snot."
Typically; an ex-friend or boyfriend/girlfriend

purple snot by SammyDev March 31, 2010

Purple yogert 

The is what you call a girls virgin blood mixed with a guys semen. Happens normally after a guy ejaculates the first time and then keeps going on till he ejaculates a second time.

My girl-friend was just covered in purple yogert after I got done with her.

Purple yogert by Gen.Fox June 9, 2010

Purple V-Neck Day 

The 15th day of every February. On this day, you are to wear a purple v-neck in honor of a legendary douche.

Mr. Klenk: When is Purple V-Neck Day again?

Mrs. Feldman: It's on February 15th, duh.

Mr. Klenk: And what are we supposed to do?

Mrs. Feldman: Wear a purple v-neck, duh.

Purple V-Neck Day by KidNapsterz August 25, 2010

purple husky 

a card game of wits and creative mind-boggling moves that provides hysterical entertainment for those that know how to play and baffles the pants off of those that don't

You have to watch us play purple husky a few times before you can get it.

purple husky by gaffaw May 14, 2011

purple slide 

losing your virginity in a playground slide at MacDonald

hey bobby, you totally just lost your virginity in the purple slide.

purple slide by keithsimonson June 2, 2011