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Fortnite 

A game that only 8-12 year old kids play.
They fortnite player creatures usually spend their mother’s credit cards on the online currency called “V-Bucks” to buy skins that they don’t need. They also refuse to take showers and beg to their moms to buy the battle pass.
Person 1: “Just got done playing fortnite babe”
Girl 1: “Why do I date you anymore? You spend 15 hours a day on this stupid game, you barely even talk to me. We’re Over!”
Fortnite by AyoThePizzaHere April 24, 2021

Fortnite 

Fortnite is a game we’re kids 8-12 years olds spend their moms credits cards on skins because they have no concept of money.

It is also a game that people won’t shut the fuck up about at my school.
Girl: “Hey wanna hang out?”
Guy: “nO i’M pLaYiNg FoRtNiTe!”
Fortnite by AyoThePizzaHere April 24, 2021

fortnite 

In retrospect, not a bad game actually. It's just the cringey culture and the unnecessary publicity surrounding it that made it seem bad and overrated. Also, the old lobby music was such a gem.
Me in 2018: Ew fortnite is cringe
Me in 2021: I miss old fortnite

Fortnite 

I got Cancer From watching the worthless child that was my sibling Play fortnite
Fortnite by DefinedRight April 29, 2021

Fortnite 

A fucking addictive game that caused kids to skip school and to lose their girlfriends
Lets meet up on fortnite!
Fortnite by use code 69 April 30, 2021

fortnite 

a "game" that has a fanbase full of nine year olds
wow fortnite is so lame y'all should start playing some real games
fortnite by c_armstrong_906 May 21, 2021