Lacrosse 

Anything that keeps somebody who plays lacrosse from going out and playing lacrosse again must not be all bad, even a false rape accusation. At some point these kids were going to have to get a job anyway.

Just about anything has to be healthier than lacrosse, even if it's dangerous. Lacrosse is as bad for people as anything.

Lacrosse by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021

Lacrosse 

People who play lacrosse are about as far from reality as people who play polo.

No wonder the polo player got decapitated by the garroting wire between the goal posts, he wasn't paying attention because he wasn't used to having to pay attention. Like lacrosse, polo is not a sport.

Lacrosse by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

lacrosse 

4 fingers up🥍 = best at lax

4 fingers up means ur insanely amazing at lacrosse

lacrosse by 🧀🧀🧀 April 25, 2022

Lacrosse 

A game played with a head and a shaft and involves one single ball per game ( reusable )

I played lacrosse with the boys in the hotel room

Lacrosse by Lamar;gacashon March 14, 2025

lacrosse goalie 

Someone who is a combination of crazy tough, insanely brave, and very very crazy who is willing, and actually hoping, to step in front of a dense rubber ball that can be traveling near 100mph with nothing but a cup, helmet, stick, gloves, and thin foam chest pad.

1. I would never want to be a lacrosse goalie.

2. That guy's almost nuts enough to be a lacrosse goalie.

lacrosse goalie by Tigerlax February 3, 2008

Lacrosse Smell 

Lacrosse Smell is a smell that is earned from playing lacrosse. It is a mix of melted old spice antiperspirant, sweat, blood, mildew, dirt, and piss. It is usually not recognized by someone who plays lacrosse because they are used to it. You can avoid the smell by cleaning yourself and your pads. If you are curious what it smells like go to a boys lacrosse game and hug the players you will understand.

Lacrosse player after game:hi *person 1
Person 1: wassup //leans in for hug
Person 1: wtf is that smell

Lacrosse player: what smell
Person 1: what do you fuckin mean what smell.
Lacrosse player: ohhhhh lacrosse smell

Lacrosse Smell by Treekiller321 September 8, 2019

Lacrosse Goalie 

The most badass position in any sport ever. Goalies in lax regularly have to stop shots travelling in excess of 80mph. The best shooters today can hit the 90's or 100mph, so goalies must have incredible reflexes. They are also wicked badass because they get hit with these shots with almost no padding yet they dont appear to be in any pain at all. Goalies are essential to their teams success. Other lax bros are jealous of us goalies because we have so much skill.

I am a lacrosse goalie. I am a badass and I get laid every night.

Lacrosse Goalie by sicklaxgoalie9 March 14, 2011