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Teenager 

A funny age, where you're not quite a child - not quite an adult. Little kids think it's cool to be a teenager (it isn't). Adults assume we're all dumb fuckers who get drunk on benches and cause trouble (not all of us). People always say if a teenager is unhappy or going through a tough time, it's down to hormones. How irritating for someone to say this, when you're going through genuine problems. A lot of us have major worries. School, jobs, family, relationships, friends, the way we look - there's a lot of expectations thrown upon us. Excuse us for not being jolly 24/7. We're also very well aware, the choices we make today will affect the rest of our lives. The last thing we want is to grow up to be old and bitter; full of regret! Just cut us some slack, please. Most of us are decent human beings!
Old woman #1: Oh, look at that teenager with his baggy jeans and hoody. I suppose he's just spray painted a wall! *laughs*
Old woman #2: What are you talking about?
Teenager by threeohthreeftw September 22, 2010
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Teen x is when you’re hip, you’re the shit, and you get lit.
Girl: he not even teen x fuck him!
teen x by 0pium_0pium October 10, 2022

edgy teen 

Being a teenager and doing edgy shit or listening to edgy music
Dude that girl has cat ears and just said rawr xd to me she is a very edgy teen
edgy teen by An edgy teenager June 18, 2016

Teenager 

People who are treated like children but expected to act like adults
Adult 1: You are only a teenager, I can't trust you with this

Adult 2: Grow up, you aren't a child anymore
Teenager by Asdflgasm April 26, 2015

teenage establishment 

the teenage establishment is the any young person who holds or held some high social position due to being rich or having lots of friends who are also rich or just plain popular these people will include jocks,seniors,queen bees,cheerleaders,rich kids,those for student politics,or anyone who has ties to these groups are consider part of this realm.Most of them are just plain assholes who don`t have a clue in life and will mostly be workin at some fastfood place when they get older.
the cool kids are part of the teenage establishment so still the fuck away from them!!!!!!!!!
teenage establishment by lizard91 January 21, 2010

TeenAche 

The FEELING (of/and) PAIN of a (or) being a, TEENAGER
"Man i was really feeling teenache last night"
TeenAche by TeenAche December 18, 2018

Smells like teen spirit poser 

One who pretends to be a Nirvana fan, but the only reason they liked the band was through Smells Like Teen Spirit. Some of these people would be Miley Cyrus, Paul the Llama, and the skunk living under my house.
Person 1: "Do you like Nirvana?"

Person 2: "Yes, I love Nirvana!"

Person 1: "What song do you think is the best? TELL ME QUICK!"

Person 2: "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT!"

Person 1: "...I hate you. Damn smells like teen spirit poser!"