Syphilis Samurai 

The mortal enemy and greatest rival of the Herpes Ninja. His goal in life is to put an end to the Herpes Ninja's innocent touching of household objects once and for all. He wishes to replace this with his own, evilly and sexually motivated, method of touching.

The Herpes Ninja and the Syphilis Samurai are destined to battle one another as mortal enemies for all eternity.

Syphilis Samurai by Galaxion Shinyshanks September 14, 2009

keyboard samurai 

Someone who hides behind a computer and threatens another person over the Internet, using very threatening language. Such a person is 110% a pussy and will run away like a deer when confronted in life but will easily trash talk on the Internet wielding his keyboard.

"Man I'll fucking cut tour throat open and feed your flesh to your mom you fucking dead man walking. Make sure the cops catch you before I do!"

"Woah we have a keyboard samurai over here. Come get me faggot!"

keyboard samurai by The Holy Wanker March 10, 2014

sneaky samurai 

The act of catching a spouse, friend, family member or significant other in the nude and in a sneaky, ninja-like manner, force your index finger into this persons rectum.

I was so surprised and traumatized when my cousin gave me a sneaky samurai. I never even knew he was there until he struck.

sneaky samurai by lukey_dukey March 17, 2012

Bob the Samurai Warrior 

A kid who beleives he is a bad-ass and thinks they can break every bone in your body.

Bob the samurai warrior is full of shit.

Bob the Samurai Warrior by el_quapo February 21, 2011

Brown Samurai

A brown samurai is the code name of "shit", this name is very well known amongst people that communicate with a certain slav individual.

OMFG DUDE! The brown samurai is loosing his patience. Im going to be back in 10 minutes.

Brown Samurai by Elmo bg May 2, 2009

seven samurai 

Boring movie in black and white. Many hail as "greatest movie of all time," yet give no resoning to support this claim.

Probably really awesome in the olden ye tymes what with the minimal amounts of fake blood, but now it's... dumb. Seriously, people. It was terrible.

WAY TOO LONG. Could have been at least an hour shorter.

I told my parents to wake me up when something intresting happened while watching Seven Samurai, and they never woke me up. Because they fell asleep too.

seven samurai by theshinykitty April 10, 2005

afro samurai 

a man's penis

afro samurai

afro samurai by kidpocari January 8, 2009