Curious Gopher 

Noun: The act of accidentally shitting during sexual intercourse.

OMG Becky! I totally had a curious gopher last night while Ron was driving me to pond town. I'm so embarrassed!

Curious Gopher by CheeseMonkey November 7, 2014

dusty gopher 

When you fuck an old lady and pull out and there is dust all over your dick

Example: Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

dusty gopher by Dustygopher69 September 28, 2015

dusty gopher 

When you fuck an old lady and you pull out and there is dust on your dick

Tim-"I banged Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Nice, did you get a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

dusty gopher by Dustygopher69 September 28, 2015

golden gopher 

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean

After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities

golden gopher by David Gary David June 19, 2018

Scared gopher 

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out

1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!

Scared gopher by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021

big gopher

That one uncle that you never see but he occasionally comes around.

Mom: Hey you know your Uncle INSERT NAME HERE?
Son: Yeah, we never see that big gopher.

big gopher by GreatGiganticGravyGuzzlinGorge December 6, 2021

The gopher 

The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring

“Yea she asked me to do the gopher and I just had to break up with her”

The gopher by Den Bover June 23, 2022