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Louisiana Chewbacca 

Using a hairy Russian woman (must be over 47 years old) have sex in the missionary position while braiding your pubic hair, at the point of ejaculation pull away as hard as possible to undo the braids, making a Velcro sound, simultaneously you’ll scream like Chewbacca
“I pulled the good ‘ol Louisiana Chewbacca on that fine ass babushka over there, Playa”
Louisiana Chewbacca by Bbslimm October 22, 2020
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sussy chewbacca 

someone who is sussy (aka sus or suspicious) and a chewbacca (aka a based baka)
sussy chewbacca by sussusamongus69 October 17, 2021

Oh, I'm such a happy Chewbacca! 

Overcome with joy / laughter. When one can hardly finish a sentence because they are overcome with such an intense instance of said joy / laughter.
"Like I said-ahahahahah-AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA-0000HHHHH-no, really-AAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-OOOOOHHHHHH-WOOOO- Oh, I'm such a happy Chewbacca!

retarded Chewbacca 

Sex act which involves penetrating your partner's ear canal with your penis while biting their legs or feet and making loud Wookiee noises.
"Could you repeat that into my other ear? My boyfriend gave me a retarded Chewbacca last night. My leg hurts."

the chewbacca defense

If Chewbacca is a wooky, you must aquit! It does not make since! Here I am, a lawyer defending a major record label, and I'm talkin about Chewbacca! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!
the chewbacca defense by Et Moi! January 3, 2004

Big Nasty Chewbacca 

When a male or female is very hairy, and doesn't groom, trim, cut, or shave their unsightly body hair. Armpits, chest, pubic region, legs, ect.
Ugh I wasn't digging that chick at all, she was hiding a big nasty chewbacca!

retard chewbacca 

1)What Larry the Cable Guy called Everet in the Delta Farce.

2)What US army snipers look like in the field
1)Larry-"Everett, what is that?" Everett-"This is my sniper suit!" Larry-"We werent issued any sniper gear." Everett-"I brought it from home." Larry-"You look like a retard chewbacca.

2)Iraqy insergion 1-"I see a sniper!" Iraqy Insergion 2-He looks like a retard chewbacca!"
retard chewbacca by Brandon E. February 29, 2008