attention desperate disorder (ADD) 

a play on the actual disorder ADD; used to describe someone who is desperate for attention to a point that it could probably be diagnosed by a doctor.

X: Did you hear that Alison is pregnant?
Y: I wouldn't believe it; she's got attention desperate disorder (ADD).

attention desperate disorder (ADD) by grlwholvd June 21, 2010

desperasexual

A person, male or female, who after a long period of not having sex will sleep with anyone who comes along, regardless of gender.

No, he's not actually gay, or even bi. He just hasn't gotten any for a while, so he's gone a bit desperasexual.

desperasexual by The James Andy April 23, 2007

desperate housewives

On a perfect day, in a perfect neighbourhood, in a perfect house, a seemingly perfect, Mary Alice Young killed herself. Mary Alice had five neigbours, five good-looking women who's lives aren't that perfect either. There's clumsy Susan, Martha Stewart from Stepford- Bree, model Gabrielle, mother of four Lynette and predatory divorcee Edie Britt.
It's not Sex and the City, it's not Friends, BUT ITS THE BEST DRAMA/COMEDY EVER!!!

I LOVE THIS SHOW!

REX: You're dating my wife, call me Rex!

EDIE: What the hell kind of street do we live on?

BREE: Rex cries after he **********!

desperate housewives by DanielTV June 3, 2005

Desperate receptacle 

•Girls willing to be used as a receptacle when they are desperate.

Tara is one desperate receptacle.

Nothing like a desperate receptacle, to follow through and swallow.

Desperate receptacle by SuraScent July 25, 2009

Samurai Deeper Kyo 

1: a manga written by akimine kamijyo.

fictional story based around the thousand-man slayer "demon eyes kyo" mixed with hatred, revenge, power, and lots and lots of blood. many battles and comic moments, however nothing like rurouni kenshin as some may say.

2: an extremely choppy and unworthy to the original story anime.

Samurai Deeper Kyo is a great manga, but a not-so-good anime.

Samurai Deeper Kyo by kizna April 21, 2005

Despirate 

Used to describe a person who is so pathetically infatuated with a person or sexually desperate that they become so desperate, they actually plunder the meaning of the word desperate.

Ex 1: "That girl will do anything to be with her man that she's being a despirate."

Ex 2: "I think I'm going to hook up with my ex tonight."

"Wow, don't be a despirate."

Despirate by SHJF March 23, 2009

Desert Vista High School 

the richest school in tukee .. where the girls are all taneroxics and abercrombie is a major addiction. Every kids car is worth more than your parents. The guys think their tough shit and over half smoke themselves out daily. The other half of the school is extremely smart kids who make the school look just fantastic .. with perfect SAT's and adv. calc classes .. Desert Vista normally dominates in sports and still has little school spirit

Tukee meets the O.C wannabe

Desert Vista High School by BMILLES February 9, 2005