no metal 

Any good music festival has a clear "no metal" guideline preventing badly dressed, long haired freaks who wear a 1998 Metallica shirt and black leather pants to come to the festival.

Jake: Hey Tom, how was the Sziget festival this year?
Tom: Awesome, they had cheap beer and no metal.

no metal by TomK32 September 7, 2009

viking metal 

Horrible excuse for music. Fueled by suicidal thoughts and self-hate.

FUCK I AM SUCH A SOCCER-WATCHING RETARD SPIC THAT IM GOING TO LISTEN TO VIKING METAL AND CUT MYSELF.... it makes me feel better

viking metal by Hey Seuss! January 20, 2005

garage metal 

A band that plays like they spend all day in their garage playing their heart out and going nuts with their instruments. Some of the bands could be called metalcore.

I rock out to garage metal.

garage metal by TsirhCitna July 28, 2008

Heavy Metal Butterfly 

A term of endearment used by hick felons with penis envy for their slutty rebound skanks that suffer from low self esteem and Bi-polor disorder.

Girl #1. "So I heard Brandon is cheating on his wife again!"
Girl #2. "With who?"
Girl #1. "With some heavy metal butterfly he met in an Exxon bathroom while selling crack."

Heavy Metal Butterfly by Pochino August 14, 2008

Just Metal 

A genre of heavy music that is just so metal, its Just Metal.

"Dude,The Sword is like so... Just Metal!"

Just Metal by ur name or December 21, 2008

Heavy metal anarchy 

A type of music that is a mixture of heavy metal and anarchy rock. It has the sounds of heavy metal and the antigovernment lyrics of anarchy rock.

Do you like heavy metal anarchy?

Heavy metal anarchy by Deep blue 2012 November 10, 2009

nu-metal 

A gene of music that started with bands like Korn and System of a Down. Then there were new bands that were still nu-metal but they are crap.

Good Bands: Korn, System of a Down, Disturbed. They are good because they have a cool and different sound about them.

Bad: Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, Linkin Park They suck because they have emo slash annoying followers or they just suck. cough limpbizkit cough

Slipknot Fan: SLIPKNOT!!!!!!!!!! (headbangs)
Linkin Park Fan: That song is sooo deep. sob sob cut slash
Me: Annoying nu-metal fans.

nu-metal by jessicure August 3, 2010