Ethan A 

Asian boy with white boy friends. Smart, part Mexican, usually has a dad who likes excel.

Yo, Ethan A And I failed our science project

Ethan A by PizaPi September 4, 2019

Ethan Choi 

Usually marries people named STacey Na but also has flings with other men all the time. Half-korean, half-mongolian inbred of the Obama administration. The crown jewel of the empire but wont admit it. In fact he struggles to speak english and talks like a chimpanzee.

You that nigga ethan choi? Fuck yeah my ballsack.

Ethan Choi by iwilldestroyseanroh October 25, 2019

Ethan Saturley

The best boxer in the world also known as muscles of a god

Ethan Saturley is the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be

Ethan Saturley by Pro boxer October 29, 2019

Ethan Walkuski 

King simp
Consents to pegging regularly
Will eat ass, regardless of gender
Chicks dig scars, especially on the ballsack

Colin pulled an Ethan Walkuski last time he shaved..

Ethan Walkuski by Klefman February 25, 2020

Ethan Hannon 

He's A Really Nice Guy With A Massive Cock and Will Do You Good In Bed.

Ethan Hannon is so sexy

Ethan Hannon by BigCockASaurus December 1, 2020

ethan best 

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and has a twin call elijah best.

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and who also has a twin called elijah best.

ethan best by Jessica hillsom April 2, 2021

Ethan Syndrome 

A medical diagnosis of someone who has these issues within their worthless lives, namely from people who are named "Ethan":

- Narcissism on a phenomenal scale
- Furry-lover
- Ego as large as one's belly
- Refusal of reasonable and sound advice
- Excessively uses racial slurs
- Invented hypocrisy before hypokrites of Greece
- Unable to mature properly, therefore making himself disabled within a functioning society

Alan: Hey, Ethan, you gotta stop your alcohol addiction man, it's getting worse.
Chinese guy named Ethan: Fuck you lah you fucking n***a, I'll pop a cap in your ass and make sure your mother goes to Thailand chee bai!
Alan: Fuck you, Ethan Syndrome motherfucker

Ethan Syndrome by Zxlous August 14, 2021