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Half Packed Pickle Punch 

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.

Ashing off my pickle 

When your pickle is too juicy so you have to shake off the extra juice.
“Bro, I’m ashing off my pickle, it’s too juicy.”

Brown Berry Pickle 

A cucumber is inserted in the anus and left there until it pickles. Some anus pickle faster than others with varying degrees of flavor and acidity.
Jennys brown berry pickle was finaly ready last night. I only ate half cause it tasted like shit.

Nickel to tickle a pickle 

If a guy gives you a nickel you know what to do ;)
Guy: hey u wanna a nickel girl: ok... guy : uhh what are y- HEY so umm why did u just tickle my pickle cuz u gave me a nickel so nickel to tickle a pickle duh

pound the pickle

'hey where are you going?'

'oh just to pound the pickle..'
pound the pickle by boboobobo0obo November 11, 2019

shuckle the pickle 

to sling or throw something a far distance
wow alison u slung that so far you really did a shuckle the pickle
shuckle the pickle by scooby 🎠 November 24, 2019