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Wikipedia 

Student: I used Wikipedia to do my homework
Teacher: Oh yes, I heard it was a credible source
Wikipedia by ItsNotConnor November 3, 2018

Wikipedia 

I plagiarize from wikipedia.
Wikipedia by Fortnitelover38282 January 1, 2019

Wikipedia 

The most holy and reliable font of knowledge mercifully forsaken to us by the redeemer Jim Wales.
Teacher: it says in your essay that ammonia was first artificially formed in a heat / pressure equilibrium monitored spherical container from the principle ingredients of ammo and...
Student: ah, that would the part I ripped of wikipedia...

Wikipedia 

Is a CIA run operation ran by a weasel by the name of Jimmy Wales
That zionist jimmy Wales runs Wikipedia with no known income
Wikipedia by Louis HaHa December 15, 2019

Wikipedia 

a website that teachers hate for some reason
Teacher: ok begin your research task. don't state Wikipedia as your source as it is UNRELIABLE.

Student: :(
Wikipedia by dicedTomatoes May 21, 2020

Wikipedia 

More reliable than your crappy school sources that haven’t been updated since 2000 and do not have any proof of this info by any means.
School is Hell.
Teachers: don’t use Wikipedia
The fact checkers and people who update the info weekly: Mike/Sully face
Wikipedia by Flamingtire101 June 26, 2020