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Afghan Pullout 

(N) - During the act of coitus, when a man and a woman are having unprotected sex, the process by which the woman is convinced the man has pulled out through physical and verbal confirmation but he has actually still ejaculated inside the vagina.
Fuck I'm pregnant again, bastard did the Afghan Pullout, I knew he was shady.
Afghan Pullout by rubbular June 23, 2011

Pullout baby 

I baby that resulted from the pullout method
Hey Jimmy, I heard you were a pullout baby

pineapple pullout

When a person, who happens to have simillar physical characteristics to a pineapple, agree's 100% percent to a activity or event only to not show up or do something else instead, there by dogging his / her mates and being abused behind thier back!
A: "Let's not tell Tom about anything we aver do as he will just do a pineapple pull out!"

B: "i heard he was about to get a root the other night a did the old pineapple pullout and went to wack it to facebookl!"

A: "what a idiot, spocka wouldn't do that"
pineapple pullout by S Pocka March 17, 2010

Pullout of Faith 

verb; the act of pulling out in the hopes that nothing bad will happen.
1.) man, i was so drunk i had to bust a Pullout of Faith to make sure i dont get that swamp donkey pregnant.
2.) was that chicken done in the oven, or did u bust a Pullout of Faith?
3.) even though i couldnt see traffic from my sideview mirror, i busted a Pullout of Faith hopin no one sideswiped me.
Pullout of Faith by Juan Time March 10, 2010

English pullout

On the motorway, when an English driver sees you about to pass them, they pull out onto your lane to block you.
"He couldn't wait an additional 3 seconds for me to pass him going 80mph no, had to do his English Pullout in his leased Nissan Qashqai with a "proudly British" flag on its back, going 55 mph"