Simp Curse
Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.
Simp Curse by TesterLester January 23, 2021
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HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE
As the world of HUMAN BEINGS is loaded with a tremendous amount of irresponsibility and INSTINCTUAL SPITE SELFISH GENE as the HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE is used in mnay DEVIUOUS DISHONEST MANNERS that the JUDGMENT CALLS and the JUSTICE SYSTEM shows by all the CAUSES in our society that favorable ways of viewing the UNFORTUNATE the HAVE NOTS even with their repercussions needs great reevaluation because EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEINGS LIFE either earlier or later in LIFE " AS GUARANTEE TO HAVE A "FAMINE" so a "A CHARITY , EVEN BY ONESELF , change IDLE INVESTMENT LAWS to accommodate our HUMANTY SLEEP CURSE as " IT IS JUST HOW OUR ANATOMY IS".
HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE by DISTRAUGHT May 28, 2022
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HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE
Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.
HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
The Sam Cooper Curse
Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
The Sam Cooper Curse by Gogie January 9, 2023
The Soap Curse
The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.
The Soap Curse by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024
The Simpsons Curse
The world is cursed to have predictions written in episodes of The Simpsons to come true. They've predicted Disney acquiring Fox, 9/11, the Cybertruck, the OceanGate Submersible disaster, COVID-19 twice, the AppleVision Pro, FaceTime, and way, way, WAY more.
The Simpsons predicted Trump's assassination attempt, but he survived. He is now the only thing in the universe to break the Simpsons Curse.
The Simpsons Curse by dangerous ketchup packet October 19, 2024