Couch Collector 

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.

Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."

Couch Collector by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Doll Collector 

A person, usually a male, who befriends females (dolls) on social media, such as Facebook, in order to receive personal "adult" photos from them. There is never any attempt to physically meet the women; only to "see" them.

He's nothing but a Doll Collector. He's harmless & they're only pictures.

Doll Collector by Doll Collector March 28, 2020

Sword Collector 

Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.

Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.

Sword Collector by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020

Injustice Collector Feminist

"Injustice Collector" Feminists see Injustice in absolutely everything about daily life---from the random architecture of buildings to the universal office temperature settings of Air-conditioning to "how overt masculinity dominates Australia's relationship with water."

Hence why Feminists constantly project their "Injustice Collection" onto anyone who disagrees with their Dogma or why Feminists accuse non-Feminist Women of internalized misogyny or "Pick Me," by projecting their own internal "Injustice Collector."

"Men were never interested in dating Jessica because of her raging " Injustice Collector Feminist" Ideology and her unbalanced opinions."

Injustice Collector Feminist by anonymous May 18, 2021

Cat Collector 

A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.

5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”

Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”

Cat Collector by DJ Gello September 13, 2021

Dust Collector

A dust collector is a person who has no purpose or meaning in life, and simply sits around and quote-on-quote “collects dust”

I myself feel like a complete waste and dust collector.

Dust Collector by subliminal.happiness November 3, 2021

Star Collector 

Either a girl who lives to sleep with celebrities and keeps a list of them or a song by the Monkees

Becky: I slept with Avan Jogia last night! I better right his name down
Ryan: Becky, your a pathetic Star Collector
Or
Think I’ll let her keep on going
Wherever it is she's going to
Give her my autograph and tell her
"It's been nice knowin' you"
She's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
How can I love her, when I just don't respect her?
When everything is going my way
She wants to be close at hand
She moves some other doorway
When things all go the way she planned
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind
For she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, she only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind

Star Collector by MickyDolenz4-ever April 28, 2022