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Wisconsin Floor Buffer
The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.
Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
Wisconsin Floor Buffer by The George McLovin October 18, 2008
Homo-Buffer
A girl who sits(lies, whatever) between two dudes to remove any homosexual fears. Often in a car, on a couch, or on a bed. (in which case massive gropage will afflict said girl)
Homo-Buffer by jjjjjjjj January 20, 2005
Deer Buffer
When you don't pass the car in front of you for the sole reason of if there happens to be large wildlife on the road (deer, elk, moose, etc) he collides with it and not you.
Deer Buffer by Valencebyte November 25, 2010
Fuck-buffer
A person who acts as an intermediary in group sex. allowing a person to to be in a sexual act with another person without being in physical contact with them.
"I slept with Karen last night!"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."
"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"
"Dude, isn't she a lesbian?"
"I used Jessica as a fuck-buffer."
"I heard you were at Mike's orgy last night. Doesn't he have the clap?"
"Yeah, but I used Lillith as a fuck-buffer so it's all good"
Fuck-buffer by DJBarenJuden August 31, 2012
Book Buffer
Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.
Book Buffer by JB42 November 22, 2010