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If you touch a horse, you win the divorce! 

A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!

the thing that when you touch it you throw up 

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up
"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.
E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

touch it in the back 

1. what ever you want it to mean.

2. synonmous with "see you later" or "take it easy"
Nelson: See you tomorrow Fern Gully.

Fern: Yeah you dumb fuck, touch it in the back.

Touch it in the back 

1. A euphemism for gay sex between two men.
Ace: "Hey, you wanna touch it in the back?"

Gary: "Oh yeah!"

Touch Dicks At The Tips 

!. It's when you touch the tip of your penis to another man's penis tip
2. Gay men love that shit.
3. Sometimes straight men do it as well in an attempt to send telepathic thoughts to each other through their penises.
I have secret mike that I need to tell you. Sshhh Don't say it aloud. Are you mad?? Let's go in the bathroom so we can touch dicks at the tips. Okay, bro. Your secret is safe with me.