Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet

A refrence point used by idiot fuck faces to remind themselves of obvious facts during public speaking events (such as dumb-ass conventions). Such a "sheet" is more likley to be one's hand than anything else. The "sheet" is meant to help one answer tricky questions such as "where is Canada on this map?" Without the Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet, Palin wouldn't be able to convice people of her ability to communicate.

Thumbalina: "I just dunno what' s'pek to say bout publiks Merica country Gov PREZ!" Trandaddy: "Seems to me that you need a Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet"

Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet by WashingtonPost February 11, 2010

Sarah Palin Glasses 

Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.

I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.

Sarah Palin Glasses by Jonny Blue February 19, 2009

Sarah Palin Story 

The reverse of a Cinderella story, usually in a situation where everyone hates the Cinderella. It can also be a David vs. Goliath situation where everyone wants to see Goliath win, because everyone hates the underdog.

I can't believe she gets to be homecoming queen just because she was on "Made." It's such a Sarah Palin Story.

Sarah Palin Story by PMike January 23, 2009

Sarah Palin MILF 

A Moron I'd Like to Forget.

Glenn Beck, what a maroon! A real Sarah Palin MILF, that one.

Sarah Palin MILF by The Phantom Pangolin June 7, 2010

Sarah Palin's mouth 

The place on most humans where shit comes out. See also: asshole.

Hey, douche, I've heard your conservative justification to screw the poor while giving the rich more money just one too many times. Please shut up before I shove this spatula up your Sarah Palin's mouth.

Sarah Palin's mouth by ChuckChaser69 June 7, 2011

Sarah Palin Effect 

The principal that expertise on a certain subject can be gained through geographical proximity to it

Gov. of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is a proclaimed expert on foreign affairs with Russia due to Alaska`s proximity to Russia and can thus be called the "Sarah Palin Effect"

Sarah Palin Effect by Thejuicer October 21, 2008

Sarah Palin Situation 

A book, movie, conversation or idea so boring, it instantly puts you to sleep

Gal: Hey, can you escort me to my sewing class
Dude to self: I am in for a Sarah Palin Situation.

Sarah Palin Situation by Glass (Dr.J) December 7, 2009