langer 

Someone who is being an idiot or fool or acting in a silly or foolish manner.

Being drunk

What a langer!

Did you see how much he's had to drink, he must be langers by now.

langer by Stephen Murray August 23, 2005

lanced 

To be outed by someone in the public media. To be forced to reveal one is homosexual.

Lance Bass was outed by the media, specifically by a blogger. He was lanced.

lanced by Karen_ November 7, 2006

Lange

Lange-(noun): UK DJ of such hits as Follow Me & Drifting Away.

Lange is a Trance Disc-Jockey.

Lange by TA March 14, 2005

lanced 

A celebrity who is forced to admit that they're gay, notably by someone in the public media.

Neil Patrick Harris came out of the closet last week. Apparently, he was lanced by Perez Hilton.

lanced by eyetab November 11, 2008

lanced 

A new term for celebrities who have been forced to reveal they're gay. Usually it begins when an article about the person possibly being gay appears on www.PerezHilton.com.

Can you believe Doogie Howser just got lanced?

lanced by ChristinaFL November 7, 2006

langerback 

A thicko, stupid retard.......

christ yer man is a right langerback

langerback by shackles December 25, 2003

langenstein 

cool like italian
(and poto)

that langenstein loves pizza

langenstein by jokeyyyyyyyy December 30, 2005