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horizontal 

to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also
"I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."
horizontal by juss_peachie January 17, 2006

horizontigo 

similar to vertigo, a dizzy or disorienting state induced by moving quickly back and forth horizontally, as in a front car seat while driving
Driver: Dude, your freakin' me out by moving your seat like that!
Shotgun Passenger: Yeah, I'm gettin' major horizontigo!
horizontigo by Dragonfly7 August 24, 2008

horizontal hustle 

I bet Jack and Sue did a little horizontal hustle last night>
horizontal hustle by Lurchzilla January 18, 2011

horizontal surface disease 

Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.
OMG, did you see her house?? She has a major case of horizontal surface disease.

horizoneclipse 

A fucking bum that retired from tik tok to youtube, has the best mod in his stream aka UMG, and just cries all day with pretty good videos
horizoneclipse is such a bum!
horizoneclipse by HorizonsUMG October 14, 2019

Horizontal Bordercross 

Having sex on the deadman's land between two nations, where the man is in one country and the woman is in the other. Ideally the sex is done in lotus, or an otherwise symmetrical position, so that neither person needs a passport to commit the act.
Andra and I totally did the horizontal bordercross last night, and the feds couldn't do anything! So hot!