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the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 

1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.
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Elder Scrolls Online

An MMORPG made by Zenimax Online Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks, released on PC on April 4th 2014 and will release on PS4 and Xbox One in 2015.

It is based on the Elder Scrolls franchise, which is most well known for Skyrim, one of the best RPGs of all time. It has many of the same gameplay elements as Skyrim, such as crime, first-person combat, a huge world, and lots of quests to do. While not on the same level as Skyrim or Oblivion, it is definitely one of the best MMOs out at the moment.

The game received mostly positive reviews, and its endgame progression system has received a lot of flak. Thankfully, it's being overhauled soon.
"Hey have you seen Elder Scrolls Online?"
"Yeah I started today, it's so much fun!"
"Wait until you get to level 50. Have fun grinding out Veteran Ranks!"
Elder Scrolls Online by neizir December 16, 2014

stroll (or 'stroll on') 

An updated term for 'groove' and/or 'swerve'. A combination of energy, confidence and overall 'bounce'.
I can't talk to her yet. Give me thirty minutes to get my stroll on.

Scrollsume 

The act of "scrolling" and immediately "consuming" information off the internet, usually from headlines on social media and news websites, and simultaneously forming a biased, uninformed opinion. Results from, and/or propagates, the spread of disinformation and misinformation.
Hey guy, don't scrollsume. Read the actual content. Consider the source. Does the author have an agenda? Is the author exhibiting any bias? Where is the research to back the facts presented? Do other sources support the same information?

Hey guy, you know when you scrollsume, you make an ass of you and you alone.
Scrollsume by RealReality August 15, 2020

Stroll of Success

Guy's version of the Walk of Shame. Guys have no shame, but getting laid is always considered a successful night. Not having to wash your own sheets or clean up is an added bonus, especially if she made you breakfast. Can be spotted by dude giving high fives to random people on the street at 6am.
Dude high fiving random stranger: "Dude! Fuck yeah!"
Random stranger: "Congratulations, I guess."
Passerby: "Looks like the Stroll of Success to me! Woot!"
Stroll of Success by TimmyT851 September 1, 2009

The Elder Scrolls Online

A massively multiplayer role-playing video game, it's being developed by ZeniMax Online Studios, set to be released on 2013, the game is set to be in the world of Tamriel, only for PC and Mac, it will have only 3rd person view, and the main story is 100% solo. You will have to pay each month in order to play online.
Gamer #1 : Did you hear about The Elder Scrolls Online

Gamer #2 : Yes, but those racists are only making it for PC

Gamer #1 : It's about time PC users have something Special.
The Elder Scrolls Online by Dovahkin December 18, 2012
Money, Guap, Cheese, Cheddar, Dough
damn im making hella scrolls off selling dro
scrolls by BallaG March 9, 2010