Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver 

A fetish maneuver executed during, after or before intercourse. Developed by Dr Harold Shitman, the Shitman Maneuver is where one stands on ones head (or in an up-side-down position) and shits on their own balls. Then, ones sexual partner can either lick it off, play with it, or rub their own genitalia on it.

I pulled out a Shitman last night in the bedroom - i am now getting a divorce.

The Shitman Maneuver requires balance, poise, and many rolls of paper towel.

I lose my shit over the Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver.

Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver by HaroldShitman October 5, 2009

happy harold 

to paint your ass up like a clown and go to a renisance fair.

lets go to a renisance fair fine let me get my happy harold on.

happy harold by stackattack January 2, 2011

Crusty Harold 

A Crusty Harold is a sexual act where a male fornicates with another male or females anus until ejaculation occurs and the semen is left to dry or "crust" on the anus over night. It is then licked until clean the next morning.

Koza totally gave that girl a Crusty Harold and the crust that accumulated over night was so prominent that it took more licks to get to the center of the tootsie pop than he thought.

Crusty Harold by Sir Beemer May 10, 2011

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches 

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

richard harold pirington 

is a literal monkey that can scale walls with ease, but like big hero 6 too much. aunt cass in particular wanks too her. He is ass at fortnite and has no bitches.
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ur such a richard harold pirington

richard harold pirington by aunt cass's ass 123456789 May 3, 2022

Dirty Harold 

This words stems from the guy named Harold on the movie "Kids". It's where you pull down your pants and start slapping your semi-hard penis back and forth off each leg. You can also use it during sex while your cumming, slapping the girl in the face.

I whipped out my dick at the party and did the Dirty Harold!

Dirty Harold by Smitty,E September 23, 2006

King Harold Academy 

Such an amazing school, teached here for several cucumbers.

Joe: King Harold Academy is an amazing school, no child has mugged me here!
Eesa: Who's Joe?

King Harold Academy by Miss Salamander November 3, 2019