Girlfriend 

A girl that you love/like that can either make you happy or can be a leech of your life, time, and money

I broke up with my girlfriend because she asked me what restaurant I wanted to go to, and in the end, I had to go to her favorite. Sick of this sh*t.

Girlfriend by Grinchblitzkreig May 16, 2020

Girlfriend 

The greatest oxymoron since "Military Intelligence".

A dog would be a better friend than his girlfriend was.

Girlfriend by BF42TH July 10, 2018

Girlfriend 

Something I do not have.

A girlfriend is something I do not have.

Girlfriend by Grizzlebear22 October 30, 2018

girlfriend 

a bitch

fuck that im not getting a girlfriend im gay

girlfriend by I am a male i swear August 5, 2019

girlfriend 

normal word for ordinary person but mythical creature for gamers

Guy : Hey i just got a girlfriend!
Gamer : Girlfriend? Never heard of that DLC

girlfriend by bigwillyman420 November 29, 2018

Girlfriend 

Something I don’t have :(

Girlfriend

Girlfriend by 69 Is A Number May 13, 2019

Girlfriend 

An overused female. That’s it.

Girl: why are you walking so slow the bell is about so ring
Guy: *silent*

Girl: bae...bae...
Guy:*silent but still walking*

Girl: what’s wrong?

Guy: *silently walks to seat and sits down*
Girl *watched closely* you know what cool...
*girl walks off*

Next day-

Guy: *text girlfriend* wanna come to my place to Netflix and chill
Girl: *doesn’t respond back EVER*

Girlfriend by Bhlasian.bhabie December 5, 2019