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Cheese Dick 

The person who '"got trashed last night", "hooked up with this hot girl", "drank a whole bottle of jack"...but everyone knows they're making it up to seem cool.

Note: cheese dicks travel in packs
CheeseDick: "Guys check this out its fuckin awesome!"

Guys: "Thats the stupidest thing i've ever seen, you fuckin' cheesedick."
Cheese Dick by CORD May 13, 2005

cheese dick 

Someone who is very greedy with their stuff and hardly ever shares. The Jude of person who leaves a note telling sombody that it is theirs. Wether it is tasty food (like cookie dough for example) or a new game they bought.
"Dude Dennis is such a cheese dick with his stuff"

Cheese Dick 

n.1)man who has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection

n.2)silly person that looks foolish
1) Aw man, I'm such a cheese dick. That girl I was bangin had some cottage cheese lookin shit in her hooha.
2)Look at that cheese dick buying the Mariah Carey album.
Cheese Dick by the Barbie twins August 20, 2004

cheese dick 

An uncircumsized male.
Named due to the smegma or 'cheese' that gathers under and around the foreskin.
Yuk...Glad Im not a cheese-dick.
cheese dick by Diego November 4, 2003

cheese dick nigga 

when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again
damn, I am out of lube again, now I just have to become a cheese dick nigga

cheese dick 

a man who complains about something, when it is his own fault.
Would you like some wine to go along with your cheese dick?
cheese dick by not a cheese dick February 28, 2011