The Human Version of a Golden Retriever 

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

The GOAT Virus 

Virus that began at the end of 2022 that congest the throat and cusses respiratory issues.

He kept trying to clear his throat, because he had the illness caused by The GOAT Virus.

The GOAT Virus by [e-mail] November 13, 2022

The REAL Vesd 

Is the smartest being alive. The REAL Vesd's face is very similar to Gigachad's face, some say Gigachad is actually the REAL Vesd's father. The REAL Vesd is considered the rizz god. The REAL Vesd works out 24/7. The REAL Vesd ONLY plays Left 4 Dead 2, nothing else. His dick is 6 inches long when hard, and 3 inches flaccid. REAL Vesd does not use discord alot since he touches grass daily. He also bullies a fat spoiled kid named Jesse sometimes. Pretty based I must say.

"Wow, The REAL Vesd is so cool I wanna be like him!"
"The REAL Vesd is my idol!"

The REAL Vesd by Andreithegamer70 January 23, 2023

The Urban-verse 

The Urban-verse is a collection of words that should be allowed into the urban dictionary that all have a collective meaning such as: A Deep Dark Sleep, Civil War Rizz, The Fredricks Effect, The garret effect, and whatever else is to come

Man I sure hope that urban dictionary passes all of my words so I can create The Urban-verse

The Urban-verse by Monke68 February 15, 2023

The Arsenal Video 

A video depicting characters from the ROBLOX game "Arsenal" in gay porn. Its commonly paired withvthe song "Ballin". It contains a sniper spying on two other people on the map having gay sex.

A: I just sent The Arsenal Video!

B: Why my wee wee go up?

The Arsenal Video by Purple_Tomato May 4, 2023

The Djarno Virus 

A Synthetically formed Pathogen, that rapidly secretes bacteria causing severe symptoms (such as early vomiting, abdominal pain, and severe genital pain(This includes, the feeling of being sounded))
This Obscure Disease is rarely found, and has only ever been seen once.

Tom: What the hell is up with Djarno
Tyron: He got the Djarno Virus

The Djarno Virus by Connor's Lawyer July 2, 2023

The Suicidal Violin 

The act of jerking one’s penis while simultaneously cutting one’s wrist like a violin.

Ben was so depressed and horny last night, he began to play the suicidal violin.

The Suicidal Violin by cwilly1482 July 10, 2023