Kabalarian Philosophy 

The Canadian Encyclopedia has called the Kabalarian Philosophy the world's smallest religion. Founded in the 1930s by Alfred J. Parker, this philosophical religion teaches the Mathematical Principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and Consciousness.

The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.

They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.

Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.

The Kabalarian Philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.

Kabalarian Philosophy by daken February 20, 2009

Six-Beer Philosophy 

That sort of wonderful logical thinking that only comes around the happily drunk stage, after the debris of everyday thinking has been melted away, but before absolute brain paralysis sets in. It can often be accompanied by emphatic verbalisation (especially when no-one else is there) and a forceful jab of the drinking vessel.

"You know what I reckon? I reckon if I shtopped ushing deodorant for a week, my body would automatically readjusht and I'd shtop needing it forever."

"Thatsh shome good six-beer philosophy there mate."

Six-Beer Philosophy by Cubbs January 19, 2014

playboy philosophy 

The philosophy of one who is both sexy and suave. The style in which they pick up guys/girls.

Damn, that I wish I knew Keita Tachibana's Playboy Philosophy

playboy philosophy by Aya March 2, 2005

freshman philosophy major 

Latte drinking douche bag in starbucks with a laptop.

Client: "One large hazelnut latte with whipped cream and cinnamon please."
Salesman 1: "Got ourselves another freshman philosophy major..."
Salesman 2: "Yes, yes we do."

freshman philosophy major by jjobson February 20, 2013

good boi philosophy 

A belief that one should practice good boi behavior in order to maximize the positive in life.

In addition, you should follow or surround yourself with people who have good boi character and behavior if u are having a hard time escaping bad influences/behavior
She should start using

He must follow good boi philosophy because he’s so well behaved

good boi philosophy by Goodboi21 March 27, 2022

the simply philosophy 

The simply philosophy is the only philosophy you need to approach life with. When you don’t want to do something, simply don’t. If you’re overthinking about something, simply don’t. Just live life simply.

I didn’t want to be at school today, so I simply left. That’s the simply philosophy brother

the simply philosophy by inurmumsvag October 13, 2022

Dylan Philosophy

Fuck it

Sierra- "My exboyfriend is a dick"
Dylan- "Don't be sad, just use the Dylan Philosophy"

Dylan Philosophy by Sierra Fresh June 19, 2008