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malcolm glazer 

1.) The new owner of Manchester United, which has really upset those fans that haven't started to support their local teams (i.e, Chelsea or Arsenal) at a really convenient time, yet they cannot seem to put together a rational argument about why he isn't good for the club - especially when they bleat about him turning the club into a business when he patently isn't. Martin Edwards did that a decade ago, didn't you know? Then again, MUPLC fans were bleating about Magnier and McManus a couple of years ago for similar reasons.

2.) Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in the NFL, which means he just needs to buy an Australian Rules team to get the full set.
An American gentleman that owns 75% of all MUPLC shares. Not many other examples of that now, are there?
malcolm glazer by OD Smith July 18, 2008

malcolm in the middle 

noun: slang term for vagina
"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."
"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."
malcolm in the middle by Chuck Peters September 15, 2008

Malcolm'd 

What someone is when they suck a dick so hard they pull the skin right off.
Malcolm sucked the dick so hard the skin came off. He got Malcolm'd.
Malcolm'd by Laz November 23, 2004

malcolm in the middle 

noun: slang term for vagina
"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."
malcolm in the middle by Chuck Peters September 15, 2008

Malcolm X 

I just hit some Malcolm X

or

I just went out with Malcolm X for a while
Malcolm X by Jon January 14, 2005

Malcolm Gruijters

malcolm gruijters is SMART