Wyatt Dangler 

When your wife snorts your excessive large skin tag through her nose, pulling it out your mouth.

It turns me on so much when my wife does the Wyatt Dangler on me.

Wyatt Dangler by DroptheFlag June 26, 2024

midges dangler 

A measurement term for being extremely close to size

Close enough it's only a midges dangler away

midges dangler by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

midges dangler 

Very very close to being spec size

That will do it's only a midges dangler away

midges dangler by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

midges dangler 

To be very very close to spec size

That will do it's within a midges dangler

midges dangler by Rbmechanicals January 9, 2025

Shaking a Dangler 

When you are about to finish taking a dump but there is a small turd still hanging above the bowl and you can't squeeze it out, so you have to shake your butt around the toilet until it falls off.

Albert: Hey man, what took you so long?
Ralph: Sorry, I was busy shaking a dangler.

Shaking a Dangler by Danolla December 19, 2014

joogle the cross eyed dangler 

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens

J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy

joogle the cross eyed dangler by aa1345 June 26, 2023

the spang dangler 

When your partner has your wang in her mouth and you force her head all the way down, spin round and do a handstand blowing your load into her throat and grabbing her ass

She asked for the spang dangler tonight but my arms hurt

the spang dangler by MR SIR 2010 November 23, 2023