musted 

When a girl ejects vaginal lubricant when turned on.

I went to see Magic Mike XXL and totally musted myself

musted by Weird Matty April 16, 2017

Cum Musket 

Euphemism for the male sexual organ, typically used by men bragging about sexual conquests.

She was diggin it all right, all night long. She finally begged me to fire a few rounds out of the old cum musket.

Cum Musket by Jamie's got a gun January 8, 2007

Musedelia 

A state of mind similar to psychedelia, but instead of being created by drugs, it is simply made by intensely listening to amazing music.

I think I entered a state of musedelia when listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers the other day, those dudes just amaze me. When I listen to them, my mind is blank and the only thing entering it is the music.

Musedelia by --> Your Lover. April 21, 2008

Dutch Musket

During Anal sex, when you're about to cum, you pull out to shoot. But a little nugget of impacted poop is blocking your urethra.

So finally you blow and the nugget shoots out like a musket ball followed by warm spray.

Last Night, Grace let me in her back door. When it came time to unholster my dick, I pulled out and fired a Dutch Musket at her head!

Dutch Musket by SharkFighter October 28, 2013

Mukked Out 

Mukked Out is refering to extremely Alaska Native people who have snaggle tooth and hatchet face. These people take no care in their appearance, rarely shower, and are usually missing teeth. A lot of times you will see them outside a liquor store (still hammered from the night before) at 7am waiting for the liquor store to open so the can pay for a forty with nickels and dimes that most likely are stored in a spare dirty sock. The only times these people will ever have sex with someone who isn't also Mukked Out is when the other person is extremely intoxicated and had no one babysit them in their drunken stupor. Mukked Out people have no problems taking advantage of a poor unsuspecting soul and if you ever wake up next to a person of this nature run away and tell no one, because if people know this dirty secret they will never look at you the same and you will forever be thought of as disgusting.

I can't drink any more, because that Mukked Out guy is looking at me like a piece of meat and I'm scared for my vagina!

Mukked Out by mmm...hmmm July 31, 2011

Three Musketeers 

When three cars ride side-by-side on the road, traveling at the exact same speed, and clog the whole thing up.

"Sorry I was late, got stuck behind the three musketeers"

Three Musketeers by Lemongrass July 22, 2016

Wisconsin musket loader 

When you bend over a girl and and open a white claw take a sip then scream no laws while jamming it up her ass thus completing the Wisconsin musket loader

Let's get some white claws for tonight thinking about doing the Wisconsin musket loader

Wisconsin musket loader by Musketloadinbenny February 15, 2020