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Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.

Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).

Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)
Alan has a massive heart...
Alan by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
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cool, charming, suave, awesome with the women. a real tough guy. the second definition of alan.
I just played some baseball, and really had an Alan time out there, and was just being a winner.

When you go into the club, just alan it. Be like him. Be cool, act cool, be cool.

Synonyms: tough guy, smart, brilliant, charming, awesome, cool, badass, the king, high and mighty, the chaffeur,the connoisseur, the pimp

Antonyms: anti-cool, loner, misogynistic, pervert, perv, wimp

Related words: tough, cool, wise, charming, the bruiser, the enforcer

Misspellings: allen, allan, allon, alon, alen, elan, alun
Alan will be rich in the future.
Alan by Man Made Forever November 4, 2020
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Alans are funny, outgoing but when they need to, they are persuasive and stern, often being overly excited about learning new things.
They are also one of the most common polish names.
Person 1: Did you see Alan in class yesterday?
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!

Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !
Alan by NotoriousSimi December 3, 2020
Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.
The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.
Alan by Suckmyd69 December 7, 2020
a decent person, shy, not outgoing, can be annoying sometimes
Alan is a pretty ok person
Alan by xdXXXdragon January 6, 2021
Just a guy who tries his best.He is a good and trusted friend.I loving,smart,and amicable person
Honestly I have no ideas why people are so critical of Alan he’s like my best friend and is funny ,nice,and way smart!
Alan by JDR January 31, 2021
A guy that is in love with Niki. He's amazing and funny, but does NOT belong to Noah.
See over there? That's Alan.
Alan by Nikighdo February 6, 2021