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Abraham Robinson 

The biggest bitch ever. He has a ginormous afro and smells like cigarettes, he has a girlfriend which god only gave him one because he felt bad. His girlfriend is also a bitch which is a shit owner with a shit boyfriend with a shit life and a shit family and was a mistake, Abraham Robinsom also is gay and he just couldnt say no because he was desperate, and he has a addiction for furry porn and gay furry porn and masturbates alot.
Abraham Robinson by s1nn January 2, 2020
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Abraham Sandwich

Just a nickname I gave my step sisters little brother.
OH LOOK! It's the Abraham sandwich!!!!!
Abraham Sandwich by javierrr-.- November 6, 2020

abraham moss 

the worst school ever in Manchester.The teachers and staff are horrible they force you to do stuff.Loads of fights tend to happen there aswell.
Child:Mum can I go to Abraham Moss?
Mum:Absolutely not!
abraham moss by Galaxy_.Unicorn January 18, 2021

abraham ajiboye 

a pick me boy, who is inlove with curly girls.
is that abraham ajiboye
yeah bro, he’s that pick me boy bro

Abraham Lincoln Movie Night 

When you and a friend have to take notes on a documentary for class but you make it a nice time and make tea and faggot cheese. Nothing ever gets done but it's just a nice time.
Let's sleep over and have a Abraham Lincoln Movie Night for the stupid English homework.

abraham lincum 

when you fuck so hard that you feel like the essence of a penny
goddamn he did it so good i hit the abraham lincum
abraham lincum by lincummaster October 13, 2021

Abraham Lincoln 

A guy history books (mis)lead people (especially brown people) into believing his intentions were more noble than they actually were. He was from Kentucky (the South) even though Illinois was called the land of Lincoln since that was where he rose to prominence. Had the South won the Civil War, the narrative wouldn't have been that he was a hero, it would have been that he was a traitor, so in order to protect himself, he had to make sure the North won at any cost. The same history books that write that Lincoln was a hero or a great man also write that guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great men even though they owned slaves.
People seem to forget Abraham Lincoln was a politician and didn't give a fuck about them or future generations of their families, and though it's time the country saw a female president, a female politician would do all the same things as a guy, because she would come from the same human/inhuman race as the male politicians and everyone else, and would be capable of any evil and human weakness a male politician was.